<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">-Dan Martinez explains relativistic moralityQuote:
The world's various religions are just beginning their research into Clerical Acceleration, and it will be a number of years before they can even begin to consider reaching near-luminal velocities. This is a shame, since it means that a number of tantalizing theories must remain little more than speculation at this point, and a number of fundamental questions go unanswered. For instance, if a Catholic priest's speed were to come close to that of light, and it were Sunday in his frame of reference, would he in fact approach infinite Mass?
